``Oh boy I sure do like this meat. What is it?''

``Well it sure is better than chicken, right?''

``This is really great meat. Did you use some sort of marinate?''

``It's all in where you cut the meat from. There are good parts and bad parts. This is one of the best. Where the bacon would be in a pig.''

``Well it sure is good. OOOhhhhh. Boy. I just got this flash on running away from the huns, just running for my life and swoosh they've sliced into the back of my calves. I fall, and swoosh across my neck.''

``That just goes to show how the meat has a memory.''

``What do you mean?''

``What you were eating. We found it down at the dig. Completely desicated, but in a stew . . .''