No falling off the dock.No sex with elaborate mechanical contrivances. | |
Synchronized swimming may lead to back problems. | |
Keep at least one foot on the floor during love scenes. | |
Don't bowl with an elbow cast. | |
First aid kits may be a lot heavier than they look. | |
IV drug use, while bringing short-term joy, can mess up your body. | |
Once it goes into the ATM it cannot be retrieved. |