No falling off the dock.



No sex with elaborate mechanical contrivances.
Synchronized swimming may lead to back problems.
Keep at least one foot on the floor during love scenes.
Don't bowl with an elbow cast.
First aid kits may be a lot heavier than they look.
IV drug use, while bringing short-term joy, can mess up your body.
Once it goes into the ATM it cannot be retrieved.
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